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For Bea’s A Jolly Good Fellow

by | 2nd, August 2006

YE olde Royale Tippex Holder has been busy.

The bewigged lackey has clearly got at the pictures of Sarah Duchess of York and her little Yorkies, Beatrice and Eugenie.

Even Sarah’s former husband, Prince Andrew, the man with the putter in his pants, has surely been hit with the correction fluid.

It’s only when we read that they have massed for a masked ball that we get the joke. These surely are not real teeth but part of elaborate costumes. These teeth are no more authentic than the do’s 1888 theme. They are possibly antique teeth made from old billiard balls.

Relieved, and assured that like the teeth of the Britons they represent the Ferguson-Windsors’ grinders are the colour of instant custard and as straight as Elton’s John’s

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