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Sexy Football

by | 3rd, August 2006

“THIS was a superhuman effort against all the odds. If you were writing a Hollywood film, this would be rejected as a fairytale.”

And because we are writing a Hollywood blockbuster (isn’t everyone) we read on.

With our English-Aramaic dictionary close to hand and the number of Mel Gibson’s agent on speed dial, we pay attention.

And the story is pretty much just what you’d expect from a Hollywood film, although the actors wouldn’t be gay and the Americans would win.

The news is that England are world champions. As the Sun reports (“IT’S COMING HOMO”), England have won the World Cup…“of GAY football”.

Gay football? What’s all this then. We have long laboured under the impression that football is football, but now we learn of gay football,

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