When Suri Met The Beckhams

SURI Holmes-Cruise where are you?

We have yet to see pictures of Suri. But the Star says a representation from the UK will soon be granted an audience with this mythical creature.

Victoria and David Beckham have been invited to gaze upon the child. But that is pretty much all.

The Star says that Tom Cruise has decreed that his guests observe a set of requests.

As the doctrine of Scientology says, parents are forbidden from “fawning” over their children or taking photographs of them during their first few months on planet Earth. And the rules extend to their relatives and guests.

As a source says: “David and Victoria are honoured that Tom and Katie have asked them along.” Indeed. The source continues: “Apparently they can’t take any photographic equipment, they’re banned from touching Suri and they’re not allowed to do any baby-talk around her.”

And: “It will be very difficult for Victoria, because she loves babies.” For sure. But Victoria must take care when she talks, especially to Day-vid, lest Suri become “mentally unstable”.

That would be terrible. Although mental upset can have as much to do with inherited traits as nurture…

Posted: 10th, August 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink