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by | 11th, August 2006

“I’M GINORMOUS.”

On a day of drama, we wonder what would have occupied the nation’s front pages had it not been for the new developments in the War On Terror.

And we get some idea in the Sun where “mega-boobed” Katie Andre is wearing a bra made entirely from sweets – jelly rings, cola bottles and love hearts. She’s a “jelly babe”.

And the big news is that Katie’s Jordans are not the 32DD it said on the packet when she bought them. No. They are a 30G.

“I know I’ve got big boobs but I never realised they were THAT big,” says Katie. The mo-del is gob-stoppered.

But why the sweets? The Star, which carries the same photo of Katie, explains. It tells us that Katie has launched a range of lingerie.

The designs are based on sweets and feature colours like marshmallow, popcorn and jelly beans. There may even be a Parma Violet-coloured bra.

But for the last word in underwear, the Sun introduces readers to the bra with a TV screen on each cup. It’s the future.

And if Katie produces one, you’ll be able to pick up terrestrial and satellite TV…



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