Anorak | Maybe Baby

Maybe Baby

by | 16th, August 2006

The Star says Pete and Nikki have been dubbed Pikki by fans. We are also told in a “WORLD EXCLUSIVE" of “NIKKI BABY FEARS”.

This baby is neither Suri Holmes-Cruise nor is it Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, two nippers only a fool would take on armed with just a big mouth, flailing twig arms and toffee-apple breasts.

No, Nikkki is fearful of never being able to have a baby with her Pete. She’s worried that her past anorexia has left her unable to bear children.

This is just awful. And Nikkki may choose to set Pete free just as soon as they emerge from the house, thus enabling him to begin life with someone who can give him the child he craves, like Aisleyne (vote for her!) or Davina. Love is letting go.

But Pete will surely not let go. “It makes me feel happy seeing her happy,” says Pete. “I love her, I love her.”

And there is a chance that Nikkkkki can have children. Failing that, she could just go on pretending to be one herself…

Nikkkkkkki tells Pete that she’d like to go an a cruise. Not a cruise of the wine bars of Hertfordshire and Essex. But a real cruise on a real boat.

Nikkki is now only fit to live in an institution. Only a raving loon would want to leave one compound for another. Nikkkki dreams about lying in a cabin with her Pete. There is no escape from the cabin. The windows are round and about nine inches across, although Nikkki could well be fed through one.

On the boat you can walk around and

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