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Boy About Town

by | 18th, August 2006

“IT’S ALL GOOD CLEANER FUN,” says the Star’s headline. And we see a picture of Boy George having a jolly on his community service.

He cavorts with a woman in an orange bib like his own. He sits down and sips a restorative milkshake. It looks like fun.

But at least those of us who like our justice swift and painful get to see the Sun’s picture of George examining the calluses on his hands.

“Did they really want to hurt me?” asks the Sun’s headline, the words hanging above George’s bare head, and a pun on one of the star’s hits. And we say that they did. If the streets are to be truly cleaned up, the likes of George need to be taught what’s what.

And then there are his other crimes for which, sadly, no punishment is fitting.

We are shocked that George has

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