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Chantelle Houghton Marries Preston

by | 30th, August 2006

FOR those of you not invited to the wedding of Chantelle Houghton and Samuell Preston, OK! invites you to gaze at the splendour.

And there is much to behold. There is “PRINCESS DIANA’S WEDDING GOWN”, a “16TH CENTURY MAYFAIR MANSION” and “JORDAN CAKE”.

Excited at the prospect of seeing the Princess’s of Hearts’ dress become a celebrity in its own right and chow down on a cake made from pumpkin and saline solution, we move inside the magazine.

And here comes Chantelle. To the strains of the Ramones’ Baby I Love You, the newly brunette Celebrity Big Brother winner glides through the splendour of Dartmouth House in London.

“Preston cheekily tapped his watch to indicate a lengthy wait,” notes OK!. Indeed, with Big Brother’s blonde Nikki Grahame and wannabe popstar Pete Bennett the new reality couple in town, Chantelle had best get a move on lest the moment be overtaken.

We and Preston need not worry. Very soon Father John Hicks is addressing the “young and vibrant” couple and uniting them as celebrity husband and celebrity wife.

And so to the business of the reception. The Pommery Rose champagne

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