I See Jews

“I SEE JEWS.”

Just our little joke there. When Haley Joel Osment was taken to Huntington Memorial hospital in Pasadena, California, he did not see Jews.

This is not to say what Jews were not there – many medical staff are Jews and it is believed to be most Jewish mothers’ dream to see their sons doctors.

(This from Anorak classified: “Mr. and Mrs. Marvin Rosenbloom are pleased to announce the birth of their son, Dr. Jonathan Rosenbloom.")

It’s just that Joel, famous for his seeing dead people in the movie The Six Sense, did not say he saw Jews.

Haley is no Mel Gibson. Although he has been driving while under the influence.

Haley piloted his 1995 Saturn car into a brick pillar, causing the vehicle to roll onto its roof. The Enquirer says the teenaged actor escaped with a cracked rip, fractured shoulder and some abrasions.

And he might not have felt the pain. Haley was found to have a blood alcohol content of .16 per cent (twice the legal limit). He also had some marijuana about his person.

Haley was charged with driving under the influence. He could end up seeing the inside of a prison cell for six months.

And, maybe, a Jewish lawyer…

Posted: 4th, September 2006 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink