K-Ferret Puts Britney To Shame

“I’M straight outta Trumpton. Booyakasha. Innit. Damn.” Give it up for Kevin Federline, ladies and gentlemen.

K-Ferret is in da house. And here he is performing at the Teen Choice Awards. K-Ferret has already told People magazine’s website that he is "going to go for the Oh-my-God factor – that’s what I’m aiming for".

And – boy – does he succeed.

“Don’t hate me because I’m a superstar,” raps K-Ferret. “Why should we hate you,” asks a voice in the crowd. “Because you sound terrible? Because you appear in the National Enquirer dressed in a set of beads worn over a grey shirt, blue tie and grey tank top? Because you say things like “I got them beats that make you lose control” with no hint of irony?

But no matter what we thing, because, as the Enquirer says, after his performance, K-Fed was taken aside by his wife, Britney Spears.

A source says of Britney: “She’s always been wary about the quality of his music.” Too good? “He doesn’t have it, and he displayed that for a national TV audience.

“She told Kevin that it was time to face the hard fact that his career was going nowhere.”

Of course, Britney is wrong. Only nothing can go nowhere, and Kevin is certainly something. Answers to the usual address as to what that something is…

Posted: 10th, September 2006 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink