Jordan & Osama

JORDAN should take care.

When we read in OK! that she’s singing Whitney Houston a capella (and we take this to mean Whitney Houston’s songs and not the singer’s name over and over and over) we blanche.

As reported on these pages, Whitney has caught the eye of Osama bin Laden and a case of confused identities could cause much heartache for Jordan and her husband, pop acorn Peter Andre, even if it would make for an interesting chapter in her next autobiography.

Happily Jordan did not sing for too long. It’s the “CELEBRITY BARCECUE” of the year, and Jordan is chowing down on make-up artist Gary Cockerill and TV DIY expert Phil Turner’s burnt offerings.

Gary and Phil tied the knot in one of Britain’s first civil partnership ceremonies. And to mark that auspicious occasion they are still wearing head-to-toe white.

And now here are the happy couple at their Buckinghamshire home with 35 or so mates. There would be more but Claire Sweeney couldn’t make it. Barbara Windsor had to go to a health farm. And Melinda Messenger is away.

Which means the star of the mixed grill platter is Jordan. Ulrika Jonsson was also there, so too reality TV wannabe Andy Scott-Lee. Oh, and Peter Andre.

And there was a PA system and a singer called Andrew Derbyshire. He played the lead in the musical We Will Rock You. He’s got an album coming out soon. It might be a live recoding of his performance at Phil and Gary’s, or not.

But if it is, you might just hear Michelle Heaton singing (Everything I Do) I Do It For You in the background. Her betrothed, Andy Scott-Lee, also sings.

Peter Andre sings My Cherie Amour. Jordan sings I Have Nothing.

And someone in a cave a bearded man cocks his ear to the West and makes ready to pack his bags…

Posted: 12th, September 2006 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink