Lindsay Lohan Grins And Bares It

WHAT began in jest is now fact as we turn to the Mirror and read “The Daily LOHAN”.

Just yesterday we at Anorak noted that the Mirror’s 3am Girls now function as diary keepers for Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan, aged 19 (20 in the Star).

No move the ginger one makes is left undocumented. And today in the Daily Lohan we learn that Lindsay owns a black dress that ties around the middle and has been drinking vodka inside London’s Kabaret Prophecy nightclub.

And once again Lindsay did not seem all that infatuated with boyfriend Harry Morton. As one insider says: “Lindsay and Harry barely talked all night, she was just dancing with other blokes and gave her number out all night.”

Lindsay just gives until she has nothing left to give. And then she gives us a shot of her vagina.

For reasons of decency, the Sun covers up the bared area in its shot of Lindsay exiting a car in a manner unbefitting a young lady.

The Star has the same picture, choosing to conceal the Lohan “full details” behind the word “COMMANDO!”

Surely an unadulterated image will appear on the internet, not that Lindsay should mind. As an “onlooker” says: “One of the photographers zoomed up close and personal and Lindsay simply giggled.”

Well, lenses can tickle…

Posted: 13th, September 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink