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Beckham’s New Pout

by | 15th, September 2006

DOES Victoria Beckham ever tire of wearing clothes?

One of the world’s foremost dressers is pictured on the Mirror’s Page 3 (“GLOSS SPICE”) wearing some of her trademark clothes.

The paper’s fashion editor is on hand to tell us more about Posh’s dedication to clothes and the wearing of. But on the point of introducing us to “trousers”, she is brought up short.

Victoria’s lips have caught the expert’s eye. Indeed, Victoria’s lips are so protruding they could take an eye out. They are also shiny, less painted with lipstick than plated.

Still, the Mirror is worried that anyone could miss these lips if only and uses an arrow to point to them. “RED LIPS,” says the text at the feather end of this arrow. “Pure crimson…and shiny as her shoes.” Yes, Posh has lips like patent leather.

Note the “shoes”. The red ones. Which and now we’re getting the hang of this clothes thing are located at the end of the “trousers”.


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