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The Pope Must Die

by | 18th, September 2006

“THE Pope must die.”

It’s the title of the new film playing in the Daily Mail.

The Pope (played by Mel Gibson, who wasn’t in the Hitler Youth) will take on the Muslim world, led by Anjem Chouhdray (Alan Rickman).

It’s a sure-fire hit. And given that Pope loves a sequel we are currently on Benedict XVI it promises to be the first instalment of a film franchise that will endure until some Iranian leader with chronic short man syndrome blows up the planet. It might even outlast Bond.

That for later. For now, the paper starts filming outside Westminster Abbey in London. Choudary is standing before a gang of “Muslim hardliners”.

Some hold aloft placards “TRINITY OF EVIL: WESTERN CRUSADE AGAINT ISLAM”; “Pope go to hell”; “GOLF SALE”. Others look they are expecting a sudden change in the weather, wearing scarves swaddled around their faces and sunglasses (thus introducing the film’s global warming subplot).

Choudary addresses the crowd. “Whoever insults the message of Mohammed is going to be subject to capital punishment.”

Is he going to

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