A Living ‘Ell

“I’M ready to start living again, says Sir Paul McCartney.

“I’ve been to Hell and now I’m ready to start living again…and I mean living with a capital L.”

So it’s on with the good suit. A dash of dye in the hair. And out to a party with Scarlett Johansson, Gwyneth Paltrow and his daughters Mary and Stella.

So onto the party. An eyewitness sees Paul tapping his feet, and, perchance, wobbling his head. “There were a lot of attractive young women there and a lot of the girls were trying to chat him up,” says an eyewitness.

Is this Paul’s chance to live – Live – again? All is well. But then, as the Mirror says, the subject of Heather Mills McCartney, Lady Mucca, comes up. “He started shaking and there were tears in his eyes,” says a source.

The Mirror looks on as Paul puts on a “brave face” to pose for a picture with his daughters.

And it hears Paul say: “It’s been the most terrible time for me and my family. Having to come to terms with this… It’s been horrible, so horrible. I don’t know how to deal with it.”

But he has already told us, he plans to start living. He wants to have fun. Although wasn’t it the pursuit of Love, Life and Lust that got him into trouble in the first place…

Posted: 25th, September 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink