WAWTs & All

WE were going to bring you news of Readers Wives, the polygamy porn mag that’s the organ of choice for loving partners from Salt Lake to Saudi Arabia.

But our attention has been caught by a post on the website Muslimintro.com. As the Star notes, Abu Izzadeen, nee Trevor Brooks, is looking for a “second, third or fourth wife.”

Izzadeen is the new face of militant Islam in the UK. He might lack Abu Hamza’s hooked hands and Omar Bakri’s Ford Galaxy, but Izzadeen is, as his web posting says “the life of the party”.

And that’s not the Taliban Party, but the party where “passionate, bold, witty and sensitive” men like Izzadeen like to mingle with burka babes.

Sadly, one man’s passionate wit is another man’s vitriolic abuse, and the Sun calls Izzadeen a “vile ranter”. But surely it has to agree with Izzadeen’s claim that his beard is his best feature.

But the married man and father of three is so much more than mere beard and mouth. As the Mail says, the “firebrand” wants nine mother children. He manages on a decent income, living off the £700 a month he receives in state benefits.

He also watches a lot of Al-Jazeera TV. He prays more than five times a day. He enjoys kung fu, the gym and going to the mosque. His eyes are hazel.

So if you are looking to be Izzadeen’s better third, quarter or fifth, apply for the job on the aforesaid website. The successful applicant will get an eternity of fun with London’s most romantic jihadist.

The loser will get to see him on TV and dream of what being a WAWT (Wives and Wives of Trevor) is like…

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Posted: 27th, September 2006 | In: Uncategorized Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink