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Little Tom Cruise

by | 29th, September 2006

TOM Cruise is short.

He’s “Tiny Tom” in the Mirror. He’s a real-life Tom Thumb. Look at his little legs. His little fingers. His little feet.

Randy Newman was right, as ever. Tom’s got “little baby legs that stand so low you got to pick ’em up just to say hello”.

It’s not easy to understand short people, what with their little voices and little minds. So the Mail taps Tom on the head, ruffles his hair and says: “Can you hear me up there, Katie? Wear flat shoes!!!”

And we see Tom’s point. Not only is Tom short, but he is shorter then his lover, the taller Katie Holmes. And to make the difference in height all the clearer, Katie has chosen to wear heels for a night out with her

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