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The Slow Motion Tour

by | 2nd, October 2006

JUST one week into his world tour, and George Michael has made it about a mile from his Highgate home.

“GEORGE IN 999 DOPE DASH,” announces the front page of the Sun. “Singer slumped at wheel again.”

We join the Sun at the junction of Cricklewood Lane and Hendon Way, North London, a busy thoroughfare.

At his current rate of progress, George might not make it to Milan for his performance this Thursday. But it is thought he is on schedule to arrive in Wembley, North London, in time for his November show. Good luck with that, George.

But right now he’s not going anywhere. George is sat at the traffic lights. Look at them. Here’s a green one. Then an orange one. Now a red one. Then orange. Green. Red. Orange. Green. And so on. It’s just so awesome.

It’s just after 3.20am and an eyewitness explains what they see. “An officer saw George slumped in his seat in a semi-conscious state,” says

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