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Macca Attack

by | 9th, October 2006

LOVE does not come with a manual.

When you meet someone they arrive in your life as a blank page. Sure, they will form a vital chapter in your autobiography to be serialised in the national press, but to begin with there is nothing but potential.

Unless, of course, you are dating Lady Heather Mills McCartney, in which case there is a manual, it’s called Die Freuden Der Liebe’, a German work known among sticky-fingered adolescents and tabloid hacks as Ich Liebe Dich.

Not that Ben Amigioni, Heather’s “hunky” fitness instructor, is dating the estranged Lady Mucca. Well, at least not according to 22-year-old Ben. As the Star reports, Ben has assured his dumped girlfriend, the “heartbroken” Joanne, that he and Heather share only a good working relationship.

But the Star says Ben’s been staying at Heather’s barn conversion. And the paper reports that Ben has just jetted off to Los Angeles with his employee.

And here’s a friend

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