Anorak | Adopt A Madonna

Adopt A Madonna

by | 27th, October 2006

ANORAK’S plan to adopt Madonna is progressing well.

The American is adapting to life in London and she is beginning to consider herself part of the family.

But, sad to say, her actions have attracted the attentions of the local wooden tops. And in the Sun, we read: “Copper don’t preach.”

Detective Inspector John McFarlane is addressing a meeting of his peers. The subject is tackling street crime. There are reports that many gentleman in the Wandsworth area of London had had their pockets pinched for handkerchiefs.

Officers were discussing an Adopt-A-Robber scheme. DI McFarlane told the assembled policemen that it might be a better idea to get Madonna to adopt them all.

There was mush

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