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Everyone’s Going

by | 6th, November 2006

EVERY day of every week the Mail thinks up imaginative ways to remind you that life is cruel and you are going to experience pain and die. And if it can’t think any up, it looks at scientific research.

Here is a selection of things that will kill you and yours from last week’s paper of doom…


“How we may all be microchipped like dogs in Big Brother Britain” Whosaprettyboythen

“Training secretly for the school egg and spoon race, today’s ‘extreme’ pushy parents” Wold that be an organic, free-range egg?

“Self-deception, extremism, and why I fear the new breed of terrorists will go nuclear” Extracts from former Tory Minister George Walden’s book Time To Emigrate

“Terror of trick or treat thugs” Guy Fawkes and all that burning was so much more peaceful


“Paranoid? No, they are out to get you” Richard Littlejohn sees danger, danger, danger!

“It’s not the riots or racist crimes that surprise me. It’s the fact that, so far, we’ve just about coped…” More from George Walden

“HOW TOXIC IS YOUR BODY? She’s just a teenager and lives in the country but Bethan already has 17 different gender-bending chemicals in her blood. As our disturbing tests reveal, many adults have TWICE that …and it’s common household products that are to blame.”

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