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Britney & Kevin’s Closing Number

by | 8th, November 2006

“YOU’RE useless you’re nobody,” screams Britney Spears at her husband Kevin Federline, aka rapper K-Ferret.

The couple are in a nightclub to launch K-Ferret’s new album.

But this is no Fairy Tale of New York. K-Ferret and Britney are not performing a cover version of The Pogues’ and Kirsty McCall’s hit tune, serenading each other with barbs and brickbats.

This is a plain and simple row. Set it to music if you will. K-Ferret may well like to turn it into a ghetto rap: “Yo scumbag. Yo maggot. Yo cheap lousy faggott. I gonna plug yo ass!” But the words are delivered without musical accompaniment.

K-Ferret appears to get the message. As the Sun says, he is later spotted “in a corner, bawling his eyes out”.

It is clear to one and all that Britney and her man have irreconcilable differences. It is the words that appear on the divorce papers Britney has lodged with the Los Angeles County Superior Court.

The sad news is that after marrying in September 2004 and conceiving two children, Britney and K-Ferret are to go their separate ways.

Indeed, having filed the divorce papers, the Mail says that Britney went on the David Letterman TV show to talk

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