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I’m On The Plane

by | 9th, November 2006

“I’M on the plane.”

What’s that, you say? You’re breaking up. I can’t hear you.

“I’m on the plane!”


“I’m on the plane! I’M ON THE PLANE!”

At which moment the doors are flicked to manual and Clive from accounts, on his way to Copenhagen for a meeting with the Danish office, is ejected from the aircraft.

There is much cheering on board. The captain executes a victory roll. The muzak strikes up. People dance.

That’s the dream. The reality, as told by the Mail, is that air passengers aboard Dubai-baaed airline Emirates are to be allowed to use mobile phones.

From early January it

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