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A Free Kevin Federline With Every Album

by | 10th, November 2006

“LADIES you know I’m a free man,” says Kevin Federline to the people of Chicago.

But even free, there are not all that many takers. As the Star reports, in a bid to bring his musical message to the masses, K-Ferret dished our free ticket to see him perform.

According to the Star, K-Ferret’s performance at the city’s 1,600-seat House of Blues venue attracted just 250 punters prepared to spend the £25 asking price. (How many paying punters were not journalists is not said, but the figure may be as high as one or two.)

To date, the Sun says K-Ferret’s album Playing With Fire has sold just 6,000 copies. To shine some perspective on this, Roland Rat’s seminal tune Rat Rap, a song believed by some to have inspired K-Ferret scurry into the musical arts, sold in the tens of thousands.

And while the no-hit wonder

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