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Paul Gascoigne’s Fairytale

by | 10th, November 2006

PAUL Gascoigne-Gascoigne, he’s fatter than you and me, he’s going to It-aly, Paul Gascoigne-Gascoigne…

Que sera sera.

Paul Gascoigne, England’s once great footballing icon is no longer off to make his name in Italy.
(The Mirror hears Gazza say that he scored one of his better goals in a Lazio shirt while drunk. Of course, if he was drunk at the time, the five men Gazza claims to have beaten may have been just one player, the referee or the corner flag. Alcohol can fog the mind and impair the memory.)

These days Gazza dreams of heading off to a new place. As the Sun’s headline says: “Gazza:

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