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Julia Roberts’ Slings & Arrows

by | 13th, November 2006

JULIA Roberts suffered recently from one of the tabloids’ most poisonous darts of shame, the dreaded yellow arrow.

She got all dressed up and went out to a big Hollywood shinding in honor of her pal George Clooney. A week later, her photos appear in the tabloids with each flaw lovingly pointed out.

Star magazine’s yellow arrow aims towards the scrap heap pile of metal nestled in the cavities lurking deep inside her capacious mouth.

Star also flung another yellow arrow at the large mole popping out near her cleavage. In Touch yellow arrowed Julia’s slightly bulging tummy and then added the headline Julia Looks Pregnant!

I wonder if she wishes she stayed home that night?

Which Hollywood celebrity will be next in line to suffer the yellow arrow of shame? Find out in our next episode.

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