Playing The Field

NANCY Dell’Olio looks into the huge gilt-framed mirror.

Mirror, mirror on the all, who is the fairest of them all?

Before the mirror answers, it must surely consider the Scandinavian blondeness of Ulrika Jonsson and Swedish PR executive Katarina Huss, two women linked with Sven Goran Eriksson, Nancy’s former lover.

The mirror should also reflect on the fairness of Faria Alam, the former FA secretary whose bouts of keepy-uppy and dishwasher-emptying foreplay seduced the former manager of England’s football team.

There is much to consider. And before the mirror can answer, Nancy pulls her tanned and toned body into a wedding dress.

Nancy is now sponsored by Elizabeth Emanuel, famous for her work with meringue, lace and Princess Diana.

But does Nancy have any plans to pull on such a dress in a private capacity? Is she going to get married?

“I’m going out with various people, giving preference to some,” she answers obtusely.

Chief among Nancy’s suitors is one Michele Cucuzza, 54-year-old star of Italian TV. Nancy met Michele on the set of L’Isola dei Famosi, the Italian version of I’m A Celebrity…

Not that this means the whistle has blown on Nancy’s romance with Sven. The couple are just in injury time.

“We have taken some time to think it over,” says Nancy. “The fact is that after the World Cup things deteriorated. But nothing’s definite yet.”

There is some chance that Nancy and Sven will work things out and win through.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, will Sven forsake them all?

Or will he employ a squad rotation system and try to please all of the people all of the time?

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