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Tis Ever Tiswas

by | 29th, November 2006

Chris Tarrant’s game show

WELCOME to courtroom news?

Make ready to press your keypads and decide which of Chris Tarrant and Ingrid Tarrant is right and which is wrong. (Fastest finger wins a diploma in divorce law from the Anorak School of Retribution.)

The Mirror hears from each plaintiff in turn. First up is Ingrid, or poor Ingrid as she must forever be known.

“Women’s instinct is so powerful and you should listen to your instinct,” says Ingrid of the feeling that something was not quite right.

“I would say to Chris: ‘Look things aren’t right, is there anybody else?’ And he’d say: ‘Oh, don’t be so silly.’ So I trusted him more than my own instincts.”

Luckily Ingrid is a “need-to-know” person. So she hired a private detective and the rest is so much knicker flashing middle-aged groupies in a Surrey bar and the other woman.

Ingrid confronted Chris with the evidence. She asked him to come clean, to give her the truthful answer. She says he lied. Is that you final answer? Ingrid asked. Chris nodded. A pause. A searching look. Your final answer? Another nod. “You are lying and I know,” said Ingrid. Now give me the cheque and get out of the house.

Ingrid tilts her blonde head and turns to the camera. “The public don’t know me but it’s almost like they’re supporting me whole-heatedly, they’re feeling my pain, they’re feeling my heartbreak.”

And what they are not feeling is Chris, who has this to say of his seven-year

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