Heather Mills Snaps

HEATHER Mills is off. And she’s causing a stink.

The Mirror looks on as the woman embroiled in a well-publicised divorce from Paul McCartney arrives at Gatwick Airport.

It is 7am and Mills is keen to make her way to Brussels. The Mirror has a picture of the airport. All looks calm. There are planes on the tarmac.

And then Heather is presented with a wheelchair. She considers the vehicle. “This is vile!” she snaps. “Why are your doing this to me? Don’t you know I have only one leg? Why are you treating me like this?”

First things first. By now, everyone must realise Heather is on one leg, going about like some beardless Long John Silver on the look out for treasure, or at least a favourable divorce settlement.

And secondly, what is wrong with a wheelchair? Sure, it is not the electric buggy Heather is said to prefer, but it has wheels.

Heather wants a buggy. But with no buggy available, she spurns the wheelchair and walks to the plane.

Where she is presented with a winged aircraft. What Heather makes of that is not said…

Posted: 6th, December 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink