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A Frost Reception

by | 15th, December 2006

KATE Moss looks across the table at Ffiona’s restaurant in London.

She eyes Alex Zane. She wants to have him for dinner, to eat him alive. He’s the hapless lad who once dated Kate’s mate Sadie Frost.

Moss hitches up her trousers to her nipples and, as the Mirror says, enacts a passable impression of Simon Cowell. She is putting Zane under the spotlight. She wants to know if he is good enough to date her pal and join her gang.

Moss is joined by ex-Atomic Kitten Jenny Frost, acting as Sharon Osbourne and Pete Doherty playing the part of pin-headed pop impresario Louis Walsh.

All three Cowell, Osbourne, Walsh appear as judges in the dire TV talent show The X Factor. And mindful of this, the Star tells us more of “The EX Factor”.

“It was an incredible gathering,” says a diner observing the tableau. “Kate and her panel were sitting at one end of the table and Alex and Sadie were

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