Stuck On You

SIMON Cowell’s “really, really short and he’s got really, really bright teeth. Unbelievably bright!”

Little escapes the notice of Michelle Marsh, blonde glamour mo-del and good pal to Lucy Pinder.

Pinder is as an Anorak favourite. She was the Winchester girl discovered bathing on the beaches of Bournemouth.

To date, Lucy has yet to show off her Pinders to their fullest, preferring to keep her nipples concealed behind all manner of devices.

Watching Lucy’s career develop is like trying to study a porn film on cable TV without paying. We see glimpses of Lucy but we never see the Pinders. There is much interference.

Lucy is often pictured being interfered with by Michelle. The pair are good pals, often spotted joined at the breast. They do everything together. In today’s Star they are each holding a can of beer. Recently they were each spotted holding a can of beans. They usually hold each other.

Fittingly, Lucy is to be one of Michelle’s six bridesmaids. There is no small chance Michelle will walk sideways down the aisle topless with a semi-naked Lucy facing her.

As OK! Reports, Michelle is all set to marry Oldham Athletic “star” football Will Haining.

Michelle is about to become a Wag. She and her footballer are getting married in Scotland. In a castle. Michelle tells OK! that after the wedding she and Will are off to honeymoon in two different places.

As with so much of Michelle’s life, things are done in pairs. And after she is made one half of a wedded whole, and holidays in two resorts, she plans to have another go at being a pop star.

Michelle appeared on TV’s X Factor: Battle Of The Stars. And it was on that show she rubbed up against Simon Cowell.

OK! wants to know if Michelle would fancy Cowell if she were single. “No, really no,” says she. Not that the double act will ever be single…

Posted: 9th, January 2007 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink