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War With The Birds

by | 11th, January 2007


It was never going to be easy following “KATE ‘N’ PETE’S 3-IN-BED ROMP WITH TOM CAT”, the Star’s front-runner in Headline Of The Year. But the Star has tried.

The paper’s headline furnishes the story of Glyn Atherton. A 35-year-old employee at the Bulwell, Nottingham, outpost of the Do It All chain of shops.

All was well. And then Glyn met Jack, an African grey parrot who lived in the store’s pet department. Jack was carrying psittacocis, a disease transmitted through bird droppings.

Glyn is now in wheelchair. He is also, thanks to a settlement, £700,000 better off. Jack is as dead as a dead parrot.

So much for Jack. But what about you? What should you look out for? Have you been infected by a parrot? It is easily done Glyn never worked with Jack and contracted the disease by walking past the parrot’s cage.

And the symptoms to look out for? “Flu-like,” says the Mail. Or bird flu-like?

The War With The Birds is back. A dead parrot. A stricken human. Flu. And now the Mail announces: “Dead

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