HEATHER Mills McCartney has won. Or lost.
Heather can put on her leg, which she wields about our hearts and minds like a prosthetic claymore. The War of Mills v McCartney is at an end.
As the Star reports, Heather is “delighted” to have agreed a £32million divorce settlement with Sir Paul McCartney.
There, almost lost on page 19, is the news that Mills and McCartney is over.
Heather is happy. The Star says it works out at £1,000 an hour for Lady Mucca’s marriage to McCartney.
And that is all. Case closed. The big news story ends with a whimper. No £200million for Heather. No news of rows, stabbing and crawling to the toilet.
The case will be heard in private. No public day in court for Paul’s daughters Stella and Mary. No public day in court for Heather. No public day in court for Paul. The private affair ends in private.
And as the couple divorce, we divorce from them. The papers free to pursue other targets.
Posted: 22nd, January 2007 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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