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Lucky Heather

by | 22nd, January 2007

lucky-heather.jpg HEATHER Mills McCartney has won. Or lost.

Heather can put on her leg, which she wields about our hearts and minds like a prosthetic claymore. The War of Mills v McCartney is at an end.

As the Star reports, Heather is “delighted” to have agreed a £32million divorce settlement with Sir Paul McCartney.

There, almost lost on page 19, is the news that Mills and McCartney is over.

Heather is happy. The Star says it works out at £1,000 an hour for Lady Mucca’s marriage to McCartney.

And that is all. Case

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