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Dusky Maidens – Big Brother’s Russell Brand On Women & Danielle’s Inner Shlipa

by | 6th, February 2007

“BRAND’S BIG BROTHER CELEB SEX BOOK star tries to ban seedy biog.”

The Star’s front-page news is supported by a shot of Danielle’s Lloyd, the woman who is in Dubai catching the sun in a concerted bid to turn her skin brown and so get in touch with her inner Shilpa.

Meanwhile, in what the Sun calls “Big BRUV AFTERMATH”, books are being written. And one of these works details the life and times of Big Brother host Russell Brand.

This unofficial biography tells of Brand’s “sordid sessions” with women, including prostitutes, says the Star.

The claim is that the Big Brother presenter lost his virginity at aged 16 to a Hong Kong-based Filipino prostitute paid for by his dad Ron.

The book tells us: “Sweating and shaking, young Russell climbed into bed with the Filipino vice girl.” And… Go on… “The 16-year-old Essex lad, destined to be one of Britain’s notorious womanisers and outrageous comics, was about to be initiated in the ways of the flesh.”

This is the stuff. Who needs Jade Goody giving a balding

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