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Billy Joel’s Inner Piano

by | 1st, February 2007

billy-joels-inner-piano.jpg IN the days before Health and Safety, Billy Joel was The Piano Man.

As the Enquirer notes, it is said that Joel once had his wallet stolen in Boston by a “woman who was performing a sex act on him under the piano”.

It seems odd in these cosseted and controlled times that such a thing was ever allowed.

If ever a tale from yore makes today’s entertainers appear insipid it is surely this one of Billy Joel singing his sweet and sad song while a woman, most likely in her early 80s and secreted in Joel’s piano stool, performed a “sex act” while simultaneously picking his pocket.

It is easy to see why Joel should now be battling what the Enquirer terms “severe depression”. Who would not miss those halcyon days when an act was more than a busty singer warbling other people’s songs before a panel of judges?


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