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Kiss & Make-Up – Sienna Miller’s Bum Rushes

by | 14th, February 2007

small_171290_1_1171465466.jpg“WHEN Sienna Miller’s high-profile romance with Jude Law came to an end last year, the actress was left fragile and alone in a world she wasn’t used to.”

So writes OK!.

But the world of celebrity is not without heart and compassion. And, as OK! reports, stray Sienna is rumoured to have been picked up by the likes of Josh Hartnett, James Franco and Hayden Christensen, the latter even gave her a job as a Factory Girl.

Sienna would learn to trust again. She would find her space in the world. And if that space is a factory churning out reconstituted fish parts in sauce, then so be it.

Fittingly, Sienna has become one of the most written about people in Hollywood. Not that she has changed. Not really. “I don’t think I’ve changed at all,” says she. “I have the same friends and my mum and my dog – and I don’t surround myself.”

Few people do, with the possible exception of Tom Cruise, obviously. “I don’t feel comfortable having that much attention,” adds Sienna.

Indeed. So did she really have sex with Christensen on film? “I think if you’re going to do a love scene you may as well do it well because people don’t have sex with clothes on,” says Sienna, oblivious to the goings on aboard the Japanese railway system.

“I’m European,” says Sienna, “so it looks like I’m comfortable, but I’m not.”

Sienna, is, of course, English, a member of a nation that once prudish about matters sexual now operates but two alcopops and a good football result away from a bunk up in the pub toilets.

But not everyone looks as good in the throes of passion as Sienna does. As OK! notes, she’s the envy of every woman. “No, I’m not,” says Sienna. “They light your bum for hours so that you don’t see every lump and bump – and they spray your bum so it looks nice but it doesn’t really look like that in real life.”

But surely Sienna could have scored herself a bum double, if things are so unpleasant. But Sienna says she is fine with who she is, “and I’m fine with the cellulite”.

But what of the future? “One day I know I’m going to wake up and I’ll be big and my bum will be on the floor,” says she.

At which point the director will call for some emulsion and the set decorator and art shop will pull out a big roller and get to work…



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