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Big Brother’s Danielle Lloyd In A Spin Without Teddy

by | 26th, February 2007

big-brothers-danielle-lloyd-in-a-spin-without-teddy.jpgWHAT odds that Big Brother’s Danielle Lloyd will soon be dating Coronation Street actor Jimmi Harkishin, Princess Diana Martin Bashir or England cricketer Mudhsuden Singh Panesar?

Danielle is single again. And in The Star’s “WORLD EXCLUSIVE” she will tell us “WHY I DUMPED TEDDY”.

Oh, Teddy, Teddy, Teddy Sheringham, Danielle’s now former footballer. How can it be that he gets dumped when for so long it looked like he was going to be the dumper?

One reason as to why this twist occurred comes on the front-page teaser that lurks just south of Danielle’s bra-clad bosom: “He cheated on me…AND preferred poker.”

“I dumped Teddy for cheating!” says another headline. “Dani tired of his roving eye.”

Surely Teddy, the 40-yer-old former England footballer now warming the bench at West Ham, with a travel rug over his aged knees, had only eyes for his 23-year-old Scouse lover?

And as one of Dani’s pals tell us: “Of course she still loves him, he was the love of her life and she would have happily married him. “

So what occurred? “She was totally devastated that he didn’t see her when she first came out of Big Brother. And then she found out the man she loves did not even step in to defend her when she was on the show.”

Those of us aware of Sheringham’s work will know defending not to be his primary talent. But Danielle would have been just short of her first birthday when Teddy began his striking career at Millwall in 1984.

And this is not all. Dani – repeatedly called a “model” lest we look at the photos of her and draw our own conclusion – says Teddy likes a flutter.

And then there are the rumours of Teddy’s “steamy romps” behind her back.

But Danielle is not one to be cowed. And the Star looks on as she puts on a painted face and heads for a night out on the sticky carpet at London’s Embassy club.

But for his part, Teddy says he finished with her. As his spokesman says: “Teddy only wants to be on the sports pages of the papers.”

And that is where we turn to in the effort to get Danielle a new man. But Asian footballers are thin on the ground, so we put forward cricketer Monty to do the job.

Come on Monty, what do you say?



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