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Kevin Federline Saves Britney Justin Time

by | 1st, March 2007

britneybagfin_1.jpg “BRITNEY SUICIDE WATCH.”

And you can keep a vigil at Britney Spears’ door over a “6-PAGE SPECIAL REPORT” in the Enquirer. And you will not be alone. Because here comes Kevin Federline.

K-Ferret has reportedly told his friends: “I’m the only one who can save her if they give me a chance to do it.”

They are Britney’s parents, her management company and just about anyone else who thinks that if Britney is on a “suicidal personal meltdown” the toxic vial of pills and booze is marked “K-Fed”.

The Enquirer hears from a source who maintains that K-Ferret wants to help Britney. Federline wants to move back into the marital home in Malibu for the next six months. This way “he can stop her wild partying and they can resolve their financial problems in their divorce agreement”.

You can hear the scriptwriters licking their pencil nibs and making notes already.

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