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Robbie Williams’ Finger Of Hate

by | 1st, March 2007

robbie-williams-finger-of-hate.jpg ROBBIE Williams is a winner.

It is our proud duty to announce that Williams is to receive an award for his Rudebox album.

A little hand clap for some funk faces and make your body move in the following places

His one-fingered gong from music magazine NME is winging its way to the Meadows Clinic, Arizona, where the singer is playing to a small crowd formed into a circle.

You just almost feel the shudder of excitement as an orderly informs a tired, emotional and depressed Williams how awful his music is. The temptation for Williams to do something interesting with his one-finger-salute statuette will be strong.

The Mirror prints a card to salute Robbie’s triumph: “Dear Robbie, Please take as long as you like to recover, you need a good rest Love Every music lover on the planet.”

You see, Robbie’s award is for the worst album of 2006. And his work was in a league of its own.

Ok then check the tan line, make your body shape like you’re stood on a landmine

Williams has

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