“LOOK, mom – it’s Lindsay Lohan.”
Erin Morrissey, 13, is excited. The native of Erieville, New York, is in Los Angeles on holiday.
She has spotted the starlet, no small thing given that Lohan is periodically secreted behind closed doors and padded walls of a rehab centre.
Understandably excited, Erin calls to her mum. Ellen Morrissey dashes over. It truly is Lohan standing in front of the Hollywood Roosevelt hotel.
Employing no end of cool, Ellen sidles up to the actress. “I asked if she would be kind enough to allow us to take a photo of her with my daughter. She told us: ‘OK, let me just get in my car and I’ll circle around.’”
Ellen recalls how Lindsay was holding a glass of a clear liquid with a lemon wedge floating on the top. She “seemed to slur when she spoke”.
Says Ellen: “I have never been around anyone who reeked so much of alcohol.” Impressed? Not really. Says Ellen: “It was totally disgusting.”
But Ellen is not in Hollywood to judge. Ellen is in Hollywood to get pictures. It is 2:30am and Ellen and Erin are waiting.
And here comes Lohan now. She’s in her black Mercedes. She’s coming over. Here she comes. She’s coming, mom.
Closer. Closer. Closer.
Faster. Faster. Faster.
“We had to leap out of the way,” says Ellen. “She almost killed us, literally!”
But Ellen and Erin survive to tell the tale. And lucky for us they tell their tale to the Enquirer.
But the drama does not end there. And two days later Ellen spots Lindsay in the hotel lobby. It is midnight. Lindsay is not in her car.
Says Ellen: “I asked Lindsay politely if she would take a quick moment to stand next to Erin so I could take a photo.”
To which Lohan is said to have replied: “Get that bitch away from me!”
Erin cried. And Ellen called the tabloids. “Lindsay is a cruel, obnoxious mess,” says Ellen.
But with no photo to support this claim, can we be certain…
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July 3rd, 2007 at 6:16 am
Well personally I think everyone here is wrong, except for the article. The article is 100% true, to the fullest. You guys shouldn’t talk so much smack without anything to back it up. I mean, I’ve seen pictures of Erin Morrissey with other celeb’s that night. And if we didn’t want to know about Lohan then maybe we should just stop putting her in kids movies. I mean Herbie? Anyone that is under 10 has seen that movie and has seen Lohan in her acting roll. So kids become interested in her, sue them for having an idol. Like you’ve never had an idol before? Puh-lease. You sound so silly. I think you need to do the growing up here, not the publishers of this article. Oh, and since when is it a felony to be up at 2:30am on vacation, in Hollywood, with parental supervision, surrounded by adults, and being almost 14. Like when you guys were young you never stayed up past your bedtime on a dream vacation? Wow please, I’m very sure you have. And I am damn sure that if one of your favorite celeb’s walked in a room you were in, you’re heart would stop and you’d want a picture. So stop acting like your so high and mighty. Besides if you say you don’t care so much then why did you bother reading?
March 16th, 2007 at 1:33 am
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March 11th, 2007 at 11:37 pm
i agree totally who cares!!!!!!!!! lindsay it dosent matter what you do people will always be jelous of you. this wesite seriously needs to grow up Uh yeah. so suck my balls, O, I dont have any
March 11th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
i think it stupid, its just a stupid lie, something to discredit lindsay. If your so concerned about the effect lindsay has on some girls then dont publish tabloids about her, its all your fault. if you dont publish the story girls aint gonna know that lindsay went into rehab or britney shaved off her head or that paris has just made another sex tape. get over, why dont you get a proper job, instead of slandering people, and to the mother if its true you should be more concerned about what your daughter whats doing up at Hollywood Roosevelt hotel at 2;30 in the morning what do you have to say about that. Maybe paris hilton knocked on your door and said, “Uh.. dont you know that lindsays down stairs.” then jessica simpson came in and slapped paris face. god there bad role models for your kid. then out of the blue your daughter woke up to the swearing of lindsay, “thats lindsay lohan.” Oh hey thats another taloid story for you, how mch will you give me for that… people might actually believe it. honestly who fucking cares what lindsays doing, i dont. but dont make up lies about her, it sounds like your fucking jealous