IT’S been quite a week for Heather Mills. Money. Fur. Dancing. Click on the pic to enlarge.
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April 21st, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Heather: “I never did like bagpuss!”
April 21st, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Heather: “… and this used to be my ex Paul”
March 18th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Magical mystery tour on this fur rug with me,sir?
March 18th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
all terrific stuff - winners one and all. I’m looking to get prizes - keep sending answers in…
March 18th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
Heather flies to the USA and takes her comfort blanket with her , well a girl has to have one friend
March 18th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
It’s clean……honest. Pete Docherty never used it once!
March 18th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Does my bum look big in this?
March 18th, 2007 at 11:48 am
Satanic Mills gets an old rug instead of a big hug on Mothers Day.
March 18th, 2007 at 8:56 am
fur is hot!
March 17th, 2007 at 10:43 pm
After hours of interrogation and torture,Heather finally admits to many hours of passion with GG on this rug!
March 17th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
Fürburgher
March 17th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
Heather`s furever dreaming about Paul`s cute bum isn`t she?
March 17th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
You must be joking! Rick Astley`s `Together Furever`isn`t my favourite song!
March 17th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
What`s a TAG? Well, its the price tag that Paul will have to pay for bonking me senseless on this rug.
March 17th, 2007 at 3:55 am
Harrassed 999 police provide Lady McCartney blanket security
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March 17th, 2007 at 12:16 am
Lady Mucca says: “This fur will make a great leg warmer!”
March 16th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Leopards don`t lose their spots and neither will Heather Mills.
March 16th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
Harrods security camera shows photo of a woman who went missing with expensive fur rug after Al-Fayed paid her a $20,000 fee.
March 16th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Heather looks dismayed , she thought she had won the “Booker Prize” but is was in fact the “Hooker Prize”
March 16th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
“My favourite numbers are 999 and 69 “
March 16th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
“I had a ticket to ride”
March 16th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
“I’ve told some porkies in my time , but now I’m doing some late night pigging out”
March 16th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
“I’d rather be dead than be worn by that skank”
March 16th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Friday morning at six o`clock and Heather`s day begins,quietly closing her bedroom door,carrying a rug and not one thing more,she`s leaving home,bye….. bye………
March 16th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
I swear, it was already dead…
March 16th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
If it wasn’t fur Paul I woudn’t be feline the cats whiskers right now and yes he did write the Badfinger lyric FOOL AND HIS MONEY
March 16th, 2007 at 9:09 am
Heather finally reveals the secret behind the Mills-McCartney range of sausages.
March 16th, 2007 at 9:06 am
Unlike Anna Nicholl, Heather wasn’t going to hang around for Paul to pop his clogs.
March 16th, 2007 at 9:04 am
When Paul asked “Will you still love me when I’m 64″ he didn’t expect the answer to be “Yes but not for long”
March 16th, 2007 at 9:03 am
“I love you plenty long time soldier-boy - only 55 million dollar”
March 16th, 2007 at 1:42 am
Listen! I could have married a Russian billionaire,an Arab prince or even Bill Gates. Face the facts, I married a simple man who had only a mere billion in the bank!