Comments on: Caption Contest

By: AndiC

AndiC — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 14:36:08 +0000

Heather: “I never did like bagpuss!”

By: AndiC

AndiC — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 14:34:04 +0000

Heather: “… and this used to be my ex Paul”

By: John Blake

John Blake — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 18:24:49 +0000

Magical mystery tour on this fur rug with me,sir?

By: Anorak

Anorak — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 18:23:20 +0000

all terrific stuff - winners one and all. I’m looking to get prizes - keep sending answers in…

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 17:59:47 +0000

Heather flies to the USA and takes her comfort blanket with her , well a girl has to have one friend

By: John Blake

John Blake — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 15:11:06 +0000

It’s clean……honest. Pete Docherty never used it once!

By: Kevin Wun

Kevin Wun — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 13:10:50 +0000

Does my bum look big in this?

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:48:30 +0000

Satanic Mills gets an old rug instead of a big hug on Mothers Day.

By: furisgood

furisgood — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:56:39 +0000

fur is hot!

By: John Blake

John Blake — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 22:43:06 +0000

After hours of interrogation and torture,Heather finally admits to many hours of passion with GG on this rug!

By: bill

bill — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 20:08:54 +0000

Fürburgher

By: John Blake

John Blake — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 18:54:15 +0000

Heather`s furever dreaming about Paul`s cute bum isn`t she?

By: John Blake

John Blake — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 18:46:46 +0000

You must be joking! Rick Astley`s `Together Furever`isn`t my favourite song!

By: John Blake

John Blake — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 18:39:53 +0000

What`s a TAG? Well, its the price tag that Paul will have to pay for bonking me senseless on this rug.

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Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:55:38 +0000

Harrassed 999 police provide Lady McCartney blanket security
-agw

By: Michel Solis

Michel Solis — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 00:16:21 +0000

Lady Mucca says: “This fur will make a great leg warmer!”

By: John Blake

John Blake — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 19:59:43 +0000

Leopards don`t lose their spots and neither will Heather Mills.

By: John Blake

John Blake — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 19:56:11 +0000

Harrods security camera shows photo of a woman who went missing with expensive fur rug after Al-Fayed paid her a $20,000 fee.

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 16:35:34 +0000

Heather looks dismayed , she thought she had won the “Booker Prize” but is was in fact the “Hooker Prize”

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 16:28:21 +0000

“My favourite numbers are 999 and 69 “