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First Birds Of Summer

by | 13th, March 2007

knitting.jpg PHWOARR! Wot a scorcher!

The Star salutes the arrival of British summertime in traditional fashion. “COR PHEW!” announces the front-page headline. “It’s hotter here than Greece.”

Who says global warming is a bad thing? Not the Star, which shows that summertime heralds the arrival of Big Brother babe Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace popping to the shops in her knickers.

Inside the paper and Aisleyne’s beating the traffic on a jetski. “BOTTER THAN GREECE,” says the Star as Aisleyne moons the sun.

But there is trickery afoot. Aisleyne is not in Bridlington. She is in Spain.

Back in Blighty, the view is less sizzling. The Star looks and it looks but sun-worshippers on Brighton beach are too hot to be bothered to remove their

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