Dearest Beau,some of my captions are funny and some are not…….but your captions are the biggest joke and others pure tommy rot!
*Alan Bateman? I like his humour.At least he makes a regular effort….if Anorak relied on your wit and contribution it would have put up the gone out of business sign LONG ago. Keep wearing the G-string it might give you some extra inspiration!
The Queen pays her respects to Prime Minister Blair who was found dead at 3.20 p.m on Saturday afternoon. Cherie,has confessed to shooting her husband after he admitted bonking Condoleeza Rice on every UK visit.
After a long pub crawl thru Birmingham with Duncan,and, a delicious food binge at Indian and Chinese restaurants,it was the additional 75 pints and 5 bottles of scotch at Duncan’s house that finally made John take a few minutes shuteye before Duncan’s dogs started barking.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:02 am
Evidently it was a blind date. She hasn’t moved since he fell over.
April 21st, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Queen: “don’t you have your own servants to clean for you?”
April 21st, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Queen shows a group of hoodies how to clean ones mess.
April 21st, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Queens shows a group of hoodies how to clean ones mess.
March 30th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
A blow on the trumpets:
The winner is…
The Usual Suspect Says:
Mrs Mountbatten, in the laboratory, with the handbag.
A close second:
Alan Bateman Says:
“Are those trainers Nike?”
A plucky third:
Mr Blake:
Telling the Queen that Diana was far more popular is always fatal.
March 30th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
“One thought Beau meant Beautiful and interesting , but this one is a right boring stiff ,how wrong can one be “
March 30th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Its that wimp Beau.One punch from John Blake and he went down like a sack of potatoes!
March 30th, 2007 at 7:36 am
“Nice one John Blake !!!!! “Beau the Bumblers” captions are about as useful as a chocolate firescreen”
March 29th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
Dearest Beau,some of my captions are funny and some are not…….but your captions are the biggest joke and others pure tommy rot!
*Alan Bateman? I like his humour.At least he makes a regular effort….if Anorak relied on your wit and contribution it would have put up the gone out of business sign LONG ago. Keep wearing the G-string it might give you some extra inspiration!
March 29th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
This man clearly must have been reading captions submitted by those gobbledy freaks Alam Bateman and John Blake. OCD doctors are on their way boys….
March 29th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Another viewer tops himself after suffering with too much football on TV
March 29th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
“One is sorry that ones corgi bit one, but that’s life , or rather death . lol”
March 28th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
Looks like another GATEWAY TIMEOUT when you try to write to Anorak……….but can`t!
March 28th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Nobody has claimed the winning 35 million jackpot on this weeks lottery…….check his pockets just in case its him.
March 28th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Tell him to get up and that old cow with the hat to sod off or they will get a parking ticket!
March 28th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
” One likes your outfits have you just come from one of Harrys rave parties?”
March 28th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
” Send him to the Tower , for sleeping on the job”
March 27th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
“Ah ! well one less 4×4 driver”
March 27th, 2007 at 5:46 am
Shocked to death Ma-am. Junior hospital doctor actually offered job.
March 27th, 2007 at 12:38 am
And this year the Academy Award for best actor goes to(that liittle bastard)…………………Lord Jeffery Archer.
March 26th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Queen saying-”Get up Harry-It`s your round.”
March 26th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
He went on a blind date with a one-legged woman called Heather……clearly a fatal attraction.
March 26th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
The Queen pays her respects to Prime Minister Blair who was found dead at 3.20 p.m on Saturday afternoon. Cherie,has confessed to shooting her husband after he admitted bonking Condoleeza Rice on every UK visit.
March 26th, 2007 at 7:58 am
Mrs Mountbatten, in the laboratory, with the handbag.
March 26th, 2007 at 2:35 am
“Oh dear. How annoying. When is he going to stand up and bow to one??”
March 25th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
Tell Mr.Blair that I’m not amused. I expect much better from a Prime Minister at our weekly private audience.
March 25th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
After a long pub crawl thru Birmingham with Duncan,and, a delicious food binge at Indian and Chinese restaurants,it was the additional 75 pints and 5 bottles of scotch at Duncan’s house that finally made John take a few minutes shuteye before Duncan’s dogs started barking.
March 25th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
REMINDS ME OF PHILIP EVERY TIME WE`VE STUFF OURSELVES AT SUNDAY LUNCH.
March 25th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
A WONDERFUL SPEAKER OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE BUT HE BECAME VERY DEPRESSED WHEN JONATHAN ROSS GOT 15 MILLION QUID FOR TALKING CRAP.
March 25th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
“If he shows the slightest sign of life , he can audition for a boy band”
March 25th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
THIS POSITION REMINDS ME OF PHILIP EVERY TIME I SUGGESTED A NIGHT OF PASSION.