Comments on: Queen Elizabeth’s Crime Scene

By: mebegebo

mebegebo — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:02:01 +0000

Evidently it was a blind date. She hasn’t moved since he fell over.

By: AndiC

AndiC — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 14:40:59 +0000

Queen: “don’t you have your own servants to clean for you?”

By: AndiC

AndiC — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 14:39:49 +0000

Queen shows a group of hoodies how to clean ones mess.

By: AndiC

AndiC — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 14:39:21 +0000

Queens shows a group of hoodies how to clean ones mess.

By: Anorak

Anorak — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 14:21:41 +0000

A blow on the trumpets:
The winner is…

The Usual Suspect Says:
Mrs Mountbatten, in the laboratory, with the handbag.

A close second:

Alan Bateman Says:
“Are those trainers Nike?”

A plucky third:
Mr Blake:
Telling the Queen that Diana was far more popular is always fatal.

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 13:48:57 +0000

“One thought Beau meant Beautiful and interesting , but this one is a right boring stiff ,how wrong can one be “

By: John Blake

John Blake — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 12:20:48 +0000

Its that wimp Beau.One punch from John Blake and he went down like a sack of potatoes!

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:36:51 +0000

“Nice one John Blake !!!!! “Beau the Bumblers” captions are about as useful as a chocolate firescreen”

By: John Blake

John Blake — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 19:23:40 +0000

Dearest Beau,some of my captions are funny and some are not…….but your captions are the biggest joke and others pure tommy rot!

*Alan Bateman? I like his humour.At least he makes a regular effort….if Anorak relied on your wit and contribution it would have put up the gone out of business sign LONG ago. Keep wearing the G-string it might give you some extra inspiration!

By: Beau

Beau — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 17:03:17 +0000

This man clearly must have been reading captions submitted by those gobbledy freaks Alam Bateman and John Blake. OCD doctors are on their way boys….

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:55:41 +0000

Another viewer tops himself after suffering with too much football on TV

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:24:45 +0000

“One is sorry that ones corgi bit one, but that’s life , or rather death . lol”

By: John Blake

John Blake — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 23:38:48 +0000

Looks like another GATEWAY TIMEOUT when you try to write to Anorak……….but can`t!

By: John Blake

John Blake — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 16:59:07 +0000

Nobody has claimed the winning 35 million jackpot on this weeks lottery…….check his pockets just in case its him.

By: John Blake

John Blake — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:21:43 +0000

Tell him to get up and that old cow with the hat to sod off or they will get a parking ticket!

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 14:30:51 +0000

” One likes your outfits have you just come from one of Harrys rave parties?”

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 14:28:20 +0000

” Send him to the Tower , for sleeping on the job”

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:25:34 +0000

“Ah ! well one less 4×4 driver”

By: -agw

-agw — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:46:04 +0000

Shocked to death Ma-am. Junior hospital doctor actually offered job.

By: John Blake

John Blake — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 00:38:35 +0000

And this year the Academy Award for best actor goes to(that liittle bastard)…………………Lord Jeffery Archer.