The Glass Riddle - Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston’s Puzzler
BRAD Pitt and Angelina Jolie occupy familiar position on the Enquirer’s front page.
“BRAD CHEATING RIDDLE!” screams the headline. And – shock of shocks – there is no mention of Jennifer Aniston.
But then, she’s there. A turn of the page and Aniston appears. Is she the reason why Brad is in a riddle? And what is this riddle?
“My first, tho’ water, cures no thirst,
My next alone has soul,
And when he lives upon my first,
He then is called my whole.” *
The riddle is that although Jolie and Pitt have many shades of children together, a source tells us that she is still “trying to learn to trust him”.
And in case Jolie is in need of help, and is too shy or busy to ask, Dr Lillian Glass is here to help. And on trust: “I think it’s like acid eating into their relationship and it could doom their future together.”
What goes on two legs in the morning, on four legs at noon, and on six legs in the evening? **
Dr Glass talks in a language only witnessed in the Enquirer. There is talk of “trust demons”. Dr Glass has written a book called “Toxic People”. She talks of Jolie’s “trust issues”.
Dr Glass’s views are important, what with them forming the entire body of the Enquirer’s article. And it is important readers get in touch with their inner therapist, to achieve a holistic approach to the article.
We must deconstruct Jen and Brad’s riddle. Whatever does it all mean..?
* Sea-man
** Angelina Jolie in an orphanage
Posted: 23rd, March 2007 | In: Media Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 20th, 2007 at 6:54 am
hailee, where did you get the idea that Pitt did not want children with Aniston?! That simply is not true! He was all over the television the year before the split talking about how much he wanted children. He thought when Friends was done Aniston would finally give him a child. Well, we all know what happened there! She thought she was going to become a big movie star. Her acting is mediocre to say the least. Pitt left Aniston because SHE would not give him a family!
April 11th, 2007 at 10:47 pm
i think that Brad should of stayed with Jennifer she is beautiful i mean dont get me wrong Angelina is to but i dont know i still think that he should of stayed with her, and i feel like Angie interfered i loved the pitt-and-aniston marriage they were so cute together they just mesh and theyre perfect for eachother, but so is jolie and him! who knows let them make thier desicions i guess i cant but you already know my opinon so good luck to all of them to finding happiness!~
April 2nd, 2007 at 1:48 pm
i think that brad and angie just want publicity and brad just wants to feel like a hero adopting them children cause he didnt want any with jen why the sudden cahnge of heart!
April 2nd, 2007 at 1:46 pm
i think that brad and angie just want publicity and brad just wants to feel like a hero adopting them children cause he didnt want any with jen did why the sudden cahnge of heart!