Anna Nicole Smith’s Autopsy Game
ANNA Nicole Smith had a ¾ x ½ inch flat scar on the “upper inner aspect of the right breast quadrant”.
Such was the gargantuan size of the Smith bosom that it came not in pairs but in quadrants.
For those of you tuning in to Anna Nicole Smith’s autopsy on the radio, the coroner is now entering quadrant A3. Check your Anna Nicole Smith Autopsy ‘Cut’ Cards and make the appropriate mark with your souvenir biro.
The coroner will then draw his knife into quadrant A2, bypassing B3 before going on a mazy run to C4.
The autopsy over and the results are soon in.
And Anorak can reveal that Anna Nicole also had a ½ x 3/8 inch scar on “the medial aspect of her left nipple”.
But these scars do not offer an indication as to how Anna Nicole Smith died – Anna Nicole was not offed by her breasts. Neither was she stabbed.
The cause of her demise is found in her blood.
According to the Broward County Medical Examiner, one Dr. Joshua Perper, Anna Nicole died by “ACCIDENT”. She was not murdered. She did not commit suicide.
A total of nine prescription drugs were found in the deceased’s system, featuring such notables as chloral hydrate, Valium, Klonopin and Ativan.
The Dr notes “contributory causes” were a viral flu and an abscess on her right buttock, the result of injections.
As visible in the D5 zone of your inflatable Anna Nicole Smith autopsy doll…
Posted: 26th, March 2007 | In: Media Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 12th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
[...] mischalova wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptFor those of you tuning in to Anna Nicole Smith’s autopsy on the radio, the coroner is now entering quadrant A3. Check your Anna Nicole Smith Autopsy ‘Cut’ Cards and make the appropriate mark with your souvenir biro. … [...]
May 1st, 2007 at 12:58 am
Oh yeah, it was a real f-cking tragedy to lose a drugged up old wh0re like her. So what if she left a baby behind? That happens all the time and to people who would have made great parents, those are the real tragedies. You need to pull your head outta your a$$ and stop putting so much importance on celebrities and sudo-celebrities like smith.
April 5th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
the death of anna nicole was a tragedy and i think howard stern killed her so those of you who called her a dumb punt need to shut the fuck up. Thank You very much.
March 28th, 2007 at 6:47 am
I think that the other people who have responded saying she was a dumb “punt” should have been whipped more when they were little. She was not dumb and how can you say that you’re glad she is gone? She left a baby behind and no one should have to grow up without their mom. I know it happens, but you sir are very cruel. One day her daughter will grow up and have to read the crap that you have written about her mother. Would you want that for you kids, to read how bad others thought of you? I think not. You should really think about things before you go to leaving comments around the web.
It is a shame that this little girl is going to have to grow up without a mother to love her. She will never know that feeling and how wonderful her mother really was. All she will hear about when she grows up is the awful stuff that her mother went through. What a shame.
March 27th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
The perfect Christmas present for Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott?
(Maybe, the inflatable doll will remind him of Tracy Temple!)
March 27th, 2007 at 6:45 am
she was a dumb punt ( -p +c) i really cant help but laugh at her. glad she is gone.i hope the boyfriend offs himself next, i would put 50 on it that he dies in the next year…..especially after the results exclude him as the father.lawyers make me sick but a leech and a lawyer like him is pathetic.