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Double Take – Jennifer Aniston Is ‘SCARED’ Of A Brad Pitt Clone

by | 29th, March 2007

brad_pitt1.jpg JENNIFER Aniston is “SCARED”.

Can you guess why? The National Enquirer puts “SCARED” Jennifer on its front page. This is big news.

Is Jennifer scared because:

A) She scares easily. Ever since Brad Pitt left her she has not felt safe. Tall actor Vince Vaughn provided her with a buffer and was adept at holding an umbrella over Jen’s head lest “god’s tears” fall upon her hair, but he was never there at 3:30am when the gate creaked and the pipes groaned.

B) Jen is scared her hair will change, that she will wake up one day and find it be too far on the wavy side of straight and too straight side of wavy.

C) Jen Is Scared… “TO FALL IN LOVE WITH NEW MAN.”

The answer, naturally, is C.

This is the SHOUT ALL ABOUT IT reporting style. Read all about it: QUEEN ADDICTED TO COKE Queen, a six-year-old Yorkshire terrier is addicted to Panda Cola.

So JEN is SCARED. And her new man is terrifying her because “he’s Brad’s best pal”. And “she fears

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