Donald Trump Fights To Keep His Hair

DONALD Trump, he of the eponymous tower and Tidal Wave hair-do is making news in the Enquirer.

Over three pictures, readers get to see Trump enter the wrestling ring and mix it up with Vince McMahon.

McMahon is the chairman of the board and majority shareholder of World Wrestling Entertainment. He and Trump are to fight in the Battle of the Billionaires at Wrestlemania 23 on April 1.

To the winner the spoils - he will get to shave the loser’s hair.

Normally, Anorak would shy away from such shameless promotion. But the prospect of seeing Trump’s head – a UNESCO site of special scientific interest – is not without its attractions.

The fight was to be between the two men. But - shock of shocks - McMahon got injured. The challenge went as follows:

McMahon: I have a proposal for you. Why don’t I find someone to represent me, and you find someone to represent you?

Trump: You’re on! But let’s make this a little more interesting. As you know, I have quite possibly the most famous head of hair in the world, and for years, people have questioned if yours is even real! At WrestleMania, if my guy loses, you can shave my head. But if your guy loses, I’m going to shave your head!

Such is the state of hair in the US of A that it is not hard to suppose that each man’s mane could be less shaved than unzipped or else recaptured.

For the bout, McMahon will be represented by Umaga. Trump chose Lashley to be his representative.

Trump’s hair will fight for itself…

Anorak

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