If your daughter brought home the Iranian President what would you say to her……..
(a) We never have lodgers
(b) Battersea dogs home is in the other direction
(c) Does he fancy a boat trip?
(d) Your no longer a daughter of mine
(e) He’s won a weekend training with the SAS
( f) If the Iranian Embassy staff in London haven’t paid their parking fines they are a GIFT to Iran.
( g) Georgeous George was much more intelligent and better looking than that wa**ker !
May 29th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Taste good. So where was we? Oh yeah, MI5 secrets….
April 25th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
At least we are not getting shot in Iraq, eh?
April 21st, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Faye Turney: Sorry chaps i though this was the auditions for How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria.
April 10th, 2007 at 11:18 am
lan Bateman:
“We only signed on for a paintball weekend”
winner.
April 10th, 2007 at 10:58 am
Just imagine how much dosh we could make out of this if the MoD lost the plot and let us flog our stories.
April 9th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
wait till we get back home and tell them we had a real kebab.
April 8th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
“First the stories to the media and then the movie rights, thats our pensions sorted”
April 8th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Chin up! - this could turn out to be a nice little earner…
April 7th, 2007 at 1:06 am
Polonium free? Eat it you ungrateful sod.Don’t waste good grub!
April 6th, 2007 at 9:32 pm
“I do hope this grub is Polonium free
April 5th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
“Our arrival would have been alright if British Airways hadn’t lost our baggage”
April 5th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
“Well at least we got new suits out of this , but there is a real danger they will self destruct when we get home”
April 5th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
If your daughter brought home the Iranian President what would you say to her……..
(a) We never have lodgers
(b) Battersea dogs home is in the other direction
(c) Does he fancy a boat trip?
(d) Your no longer a daughter of mine
(e) He’s won a weekend training with the SAS
( f) If the Iranian Embassy staff in London haven’t paid their parking fines they are a GIFT to Iran.
( g) Georgeous George was much more intelligent and better looking than that wa**ker !
April 5th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
“This is the last time I`ll book an allocation on arrival late holiday.”
April 5th, 2007 at 10:31 am
“We are on our way home , so Faye please take that tea towel off your head now”
April 4th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
So we are a gift to Britain? Well, our gift to the Iranian President is toilet rolls…….he’s full of “IT” isn’t he? !
April 4th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
“Well there’s good news and bad news , first the bad news the Iranians have landed on the moon, and now the good news , all of them “
April 4th, 2007 at 11:13 am
its a hell of a way to send us for kebab and chips mr blair.
April 3rd, 2007 at 1:39 pm
“Look on the bright side at least they don’t have the X Factor or Pop Idol on their TV’s here “
April 3rd, 2007 at 1:13 pm
This has become a real farce not unlike “Deal or no Deal”
April 3rd, 2007 at 1:51 am
So what double act should rescue us? Laurel and Hardy,Roy Rogers and Trigger,Batman and Robin, or George and Tony?
April 2nd, 2007 at 4:42 pm
“Dear Mr Blair, please send Anne Robinson to negotiate our release , she would scare the shit out of our captors”
April 2nd, 2007 at 4:37 pm
“Don’t worry guys George Bush is right behind you!”. Be afraid, be very , very, afraid”
April 2nd, 2007 at 10:05 am
Persian Chips?
April 1st, 2007 at 4:08 pm
There is good news and bad news.The good news is that Domiono pizza delivered our order.The bad news is that the Iranians scoffed the lot!
April 1st, 2007 at 1:21 pm
English “Ready Steady Cook” contestants in Iranian TV series forced to eat the concoctions they helped to create”
April 1st, 2007 at 12:34 am
Rule Britannia!
March 31st, 2007 at 7:34 pm
“We joined the navy to see the world, and now the world is seeing us , ironic or what ?”
March 31st, 2007 at 7:32 pm
“Blimey ! so many mushy peas , hope we aren’t all sleeping together in a confined space tonight”
March 31st, 2007 at 4:40 pm
What worries me isn`t the strength of Revolutionary Guard but the weakness of Margaret Beckett.
March 31st, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Don’t worry…………Jim’ll fix it !